So, this occurred to me as I was driving home tonight: I wish I had really curly hair, like black people have. What I would do, is I would cut it short, like a half inch, and then shave spots in it all around, and then let it grow out a little and shave the spots again, and let it grow out until I had a big afro with dimples and my head looked like a giant black golf ball. That would rock.

"Aerodynamically the bumble bee should not be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway."

Mary Kay Ash