Friends, I've come here today to tell you about a wonderful new product. What is it, you're asking yourself? Well, it's just the most inspirational, flabbergasting, sensational, absolutely un-live-without-able (hey, if it works for the President...) product you've never seen before! Introducing Joost! Joost is on demand, over the Internet TV. That's right. The way it works is this: you download the Joost client on your computer, then choose the show you want to watch, and the show downloads to your machine. The best part: it's 100% FREE. Now, here's the thing: right now, Joost is in Beta, which means that the software is not 100%. But you can download it and test it and let the developers know what's wrong with it. And they'll fix it. And when it comes out in version 1.0, well, you'll be on the top of the list to get it! Yeah! One other thing: the way Joost works, the more people who sign up, the better content they can get. Why? Because Joost puts a small amount of content on your machine, which can then be accessed by other Joost members. So the more members they have, the more content they can offer. And with their new partnership with Viacom, they'll be able to offer more of your favorite shows, like content from Nickelodeon and Comedy Central. Sound good? Sign up today! Interested? Email me, and I'll send you a link to get in on the Beta.

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