Hey kids, just felt the need to share this list from The Onion.com AV Club (good reading, highly recommended.) The Way Of The Swayze: How To Be A Thoughtful Hunk. Yeah. That's right. And if you can handle that, then you're just one step away from Steve McQueen awesomeness. If not, well, then, there's always Chuck Norris...

"It's not getting up there that bothers me. It's staying up there that I mind."
-Steve McQueen, The Magnificent Seven